Driving through a ghetto ocean of Monte Carlo’s to talk about Footloose in a parked vehicle.
Persistence can pay off, but usually not in the long run. if it’s not there, it’s not there and you should move on to another chick that is into you.
Some dating advice for people on dating websites, guys trying to get out of the Friend Zone, girls who believe bullshit when a guy is just trying to bone, guys who think it’s a good idea to send dick pictures and more.
I understand the reasoning behind placing potpourri near the toilet but..usually it’s just that a mix off poo and pourii. Sorta defeats the purpose. It still stinks. Only now all I can think of is someone elses shizz with a flower petal poking out of it. sorry for being gross.
this message is brought to you by johnson and johnson. not the sham-Pooo. (no pun). i think im funny tonight.
If you see a dude named “Hawk” on a dating site, run – or fly – away, fast!
Spend a ton of money on a detailed custom made princess warrior costume? Win a prize bag of awesome clothes. Pink hoodie, blueberry cigars – feelin like a BAWLA
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